Enjoy the following fantastic collection of top 10 Hilarious Quotes:
1. A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over. There’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home! – Rodney Dangerfield.
2. If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny – Larry David.
3. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me – Steve Martin.
4. You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?
5. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
6. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying – Oscar Wilde.
7. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it – Mark Twain.
8. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side – Morgan Wallace.
9. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
10. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education – Mark Twain.