Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
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If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. |
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