Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
Jack Handey
|
||||||||
Albert Einstein
Mark Twain
Marilyn Monroe
Ambrose Bierce
Harry S Truman
Sam Levenson
Chris Rock
Steven Colbert
George Carlin
Paula Poundstone
Ronald Knox
Woody Allen
Jack Handey
Lana Turner
Fanny Brice
Wendy Cope
Stephen Wright
Will Rogers
David Brent
George Carlin
Winston Churchill
Lord Byron
Gloria Pitzer
Johnny Carson
Nancy Drew
Nancy Reagan
Anonymous |
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. |
|||||||
|
Copyright © 2012 Hilarious Quotes - All Rights Reserved |
||||||||