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If a man smiles all the time

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
George Carlin

May 2nd, 2011 | Tags: , , , | Category: Hilarious Quotes | Comments are closed

A house

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
George Carlin

April 25th, 2011 | Tags: , , | Category: Hilarious Quotes | Comments are closed