Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Love is like war: easy to begin but hard to end. |
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