Hilarious Quotes by Author

Laughter is the shock absorber

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Anonymous

Everyone makes mistakes

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Anonymous

Friendship

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Anonymous

Love is like war

Love is like war: easy to begin but hard to end.
Anonymous

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