As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
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Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either! Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we’d find them in about 15 minutes.
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