Hilarious Quotes

Two things are infinite

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

Men marry women

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein

Relativity

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Albert Einstein

Sticks and Stones

I don’t know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein