It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
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Crazy is a relative term in my family! Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. GO Ahead cry a river and I will build you a bridge to get over it. When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction. |
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