Hilarious Quotes

Good girls are just bad girls that don’t get caught.
Anonymous

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford

Dance like nobody’s watching, work like you don´t need the money and love like you’ve never been hurt.
Anonymous

I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.
Pamela Anderson

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law.
Jeremy Bentham