Hilarious Quotes

A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.
Fred Allen

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
Buster Keaton

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Anonymous

How to know when a champagne is sophisticated: if you can buy it, it isn’t.
Anonymous

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Anonymous