Hilarious Quotes

Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
Ed Asner

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
Robert M. Hutchins

The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm.
Fred Dehner

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
Yogi Berra

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde