Hilarious Quotes

Guess it’s time to go do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself inside our fridge and left a note “can’t live like this”.
Anonymous

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura Kightlinger

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.
Anonymous

I don’t mean to start a Rumor, but there’s a rumour going around that I like to start Rumours.
Anonymous

The most effective copyright protection known to man: a scratched CD.
Anonymous