Hilarious Quotes

OMG !!!!!!!!! has anyone lost a large roll of $50 notes wrapped in an elastic band?…… If so contact me Immediately !!!!! I found the elastic band.
Anonymous

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln

“Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids.” Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?
Sal Davino

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
Mary Ann Tebedo

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell