Hilarious Quotes

Here are few more hilarious quotes for your refreshment :

I do benefits for all religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
G. K. Chesterton

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

 

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen

 

 

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he’s completely draped in it. Then he’ll stand up and go, ‘Hey, I’m Vine Man.’
Jack Handey

 

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Dave Barry

The only real diet: If it tastes good … spit it out.
Unknown

 

One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone
Unknown

 

If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.
Jack Handey

 

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