Few more hilarious quotes for refreshment:
Show me a friend in need and I’ll show you a pest.
Joe Lewis
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
G. K. Chesterton
Santa Claus has the right idea … visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen