Hilarious Quotes

It is a scientific fact

Hilarious Quotes — Sun, 20 May 2012 04:08:42 +0000

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
Dave Barry

The male is a domestic animal

Hilarious Quotes — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:10:08 +0000

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Anonymous

The awkward moment

Hilarious Quotes — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:01:06 +0000

The awkward moment when you forget to bring something to read in the bathroom and you start reading the shampoo bottle.
Anonymous

Communism is like prohibition

Hilarious Quotes — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:58:45 +0000

Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Will Rogers

Relationships are like fat people

Hilarious Quotes — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:04:09 +0000

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.
Anonymous

What I like is sounds

Hilarious Quotes — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:38:25 +0000

I don’t care much about music. What I like is sounds.
Dizzy Gillespie

Women wish to speak

Hilarious Quotes — Sun, 13 May 2012 03:21:28 +0000

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself – like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.
Jean Kerr

He who laughs last

Hilarious Quotes — Sat, 12 May 2012 03:58:57 +0000

He who laughs last didn’t get it.
Helen Giangregorio

I love acting

Hilarious Quotes — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:48:17 +0000

I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
Oscar Wilde

Children are natural mimics

Hilarious Quotes — Thu, 10 May 2012 10:53:14 +0000

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Anonymous