Hilarious Quotes

Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.
Neil Gaiman

I’m great in bed. I can sleep for hours at a time!
Anonymous

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

I was in a taxi when the driver said “I love my job! I’m my own boss n nobody tells me what to do!”. I said “Great. Now take a left here!”
Anonymous

The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything.
Albert Einstein