Hilarious Quotes

My math book has committed suicide, he had too many problems.
Anonymous

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Anonymous

It is better to be a mouse in a cat’s mouth than a man in a lawyer’s hands.
Proverb

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
Ashleigh Brilliant

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns