Hilarious Quotes

Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there.
David Bowie

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching… my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
Anonymous

No wonder I’m unhappy… My twin forgot my birthday.
Jerry Dennis

It’s better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there is no money.
Anonymous

Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
Anonymous