Hilarious Quotes

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Charles de Gaulle

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’
Charles M. Schulz

We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.
Douglas MacArthur

Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov