Hilarious Quotes

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby

Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Anonymous

The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.”
Dorothy Parker

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
Frank Moore Colby

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli