Hilarious Quotes

Woman’s mind

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
Oliver Hereford

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
Rudolph Valentino

I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurber

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Anonymous