Hilarious Quotes

My wife gives me sound advice; 99% sound, 1% advice.
Anonymous

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Groucho Marx

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
Anonymous

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
Anonymous