Hilarious Quotes

Perfect wife

A husband expects his wife to be perfect… and to understand why he’s not.
Anonymous

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West

Men are like Bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Anonymous

If you want something said, ask a man…if you want something done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

Man has will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes