Hilarious Quotes

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I do benefits for all religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
G. K. Chesterton

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen

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1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

6- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Winston Churchill
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung
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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein

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